I've been tagged. Let me make this very clear to everyone. This is the only one of these I will EVER participate in. So, if any of you ever tag me again, there will be serious repercussions.
Having said that, let's get to it.
Seven things about me;
1. I am completely obsessed with the Boston Red Sox. When they win, my day is made. When they lose my day is ruined. When they lose to the Yankees, I cry myself to sleep. That's not true. But...well...let's move on.
2. I LOVE doing my History homework. I read 100 pages of Philip Caputo’s A Rumor of War today, watched four hours of historical footage on the Vietnam War and the Watergate scandal, and loved every minute of it.
3. If it weren’t for Monday looming, Sunday would be my favorite day of the week because it combines all of my favorite activities. Doing History homework, eating good food, watching baseball (if the season is on), and spending time with my family.
4. If you give me a chance, I will not disappoint, I am by FAR one of the most interesting people you will have ever met. I’m an enigma, “a riddle wrapped in a mystery. Yeah, more like a riddle wrapped in a Twinkie.” Bonus points for anyone who can tell me what that’s from.
5. I wrote a book and have several more ideas for more books. I have already turned in my first novel to literary agents to see if anyone is interested in picking me up. If no one is, I’ll write another one, if that doesn’t get picked up none of my other ideas will be put down on paper.
Five things that make me smile;
1. My cat
2. My wife
3. My irreverent family
4. Winslow
5. Thinking about the 2004 ALCS
So, my turn to do the tagging, I tag; Janelle (who never reads my blog), Chelsie Casper (who very probably never reads my blog), Winslow (who doesn’t know I have a blog), Tom (who very probably doesn’t know I have a blog) and my cat Fenway (who most likely will be the first one to reply to this). Just put your responses in my comment area, or on your own blog if you have them. But let me know when you do, I’d like to read them.
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HA! I am the first one to respond. You were right! But, if you tag me again, I’ll claw your eyes out while you sleep. Maybe go for your jugular, by the time you wake up, it will be too late. Then me and mom will have each other and only each other. So watch your back!
ReplyDeleteSeven things about me;
1. My favorite daily activity is hiding under the bed. I like to run out and attack Janelle with my claws and teeth and just use my paws when it’s you. It’s really just to mess with you guys. I really prefer Janelle to you. And I can’t wait until you find out the attack I have in store for you.
2. Hablo espanol fluente mente y escuchandote tratar de hablar espanol me pena.
3. I am a Red Sox fan, so I’m indifferent to you naming me Fenway.
4. I would rather still be living under the trailer I was found under than in your tiny apartment. Please, you need to get a life. I swear, the cage I was in at the Humane Society was bigger than your pathetic apartment. It smells like a cat in there, and trust me, it did before I got there.
5. I spit in your mouth while you sleep.
Five things that make me smile;
1. Getting Janelle agitated to the point that she squirts me until I’m soaked, then acting extremely cute and manipulating her into petting me until I’m dry.
2. Purposely not fully burying my fecal matter so apartment stinks worse than it already does.
3. When you guys leave the apartment.
4. Putting that little bit of rat poison in your food when you’re not in the room.
5. And watching the Red Sox win, so yeah we agree on one thing.
I’m going to tag; Snowball, Fluffy, Socks, Paws and John Kerry.
You really are a puta Fenway, and by the way it's Mom and I, not me and mom. That was grammatically incorrect.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I'm a cat. Like I give a damn about grammar. But good luck failing out of your Spanish classes. A$@hole!
ReplyDeleteOkay, also, it's seven things about you, not just five. Where the hell are the other two?
ReplyDeleteThe other two include plots for your imminent destruction. I could not expose those at this time.
ReplyDeleteYou know, I could kill you at any moment. You're like 1/8 my size.
ReplyDeleteUmm...does "The Short Life" have multiple personalities? Because it's arguing with itself.
ReplyDeleteMoving on.....
#4: I agree. And to answer your question, Seinfeld. How many bonus points do I get? Did I win?
And about the 2004 BunchofacronymsIdon'tremember: Not five minutes ago two officers were up here telling me to reset their password to "Yankees1." I told them that not only would my family disown me for even typing those letters in that order, I didn't think my fingers could/would physically do it. Then began the arguing. They said something about last year and I said, "Oh yeah, well you guys just remember 2004!" (I remember you telling Kaedyn to use that). They called my bluff. They said, "Oh yeah Amberly? What happened in 2004?" And I went, "Umm.....if you don't already know, I'm not going to disgrace the good name of Boston by explaining it to you." They said, "Nice try Amberly."
Ha ha ha. Nah, seven things about you, then five things that make you smile. I only did five cause I couldn't think of any thing else. I hate these stupid things, but I got peer-pressured into it. So, if you don't want to participate, I totally understand.
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