Okay, I had another one of those moments today where all I can think to do is rant and rave about organized religion. Trust me, organized religion and I are not doing well at this moment in time. It isn’t that I dislike what the religions teach, or God, or even blind faith in God, though that bothers me a bit. What kills me, is the people of these organized religions, they corrupt it to the point that it isn’t recognizable anymore, it’s sad. But, I don’t want to become a bash religion blogger, we’ll tone it down to once a week on Sundays, (ironic, I know) and instead we’re going to go over the list of things that really bother me.
1. Question? Answer! This is horribly annoying, when you walk up to someone and say, “question?” And they respond with, “answer!” Does anyone else feel like they’re getting mocked somehow in this scenario?
2. When people say the term, “it bugs.” That bugs, it bugs me! I’ll put it into context for you. Person #1: “Hey did you happen to see the Oscars last night? Can’t believe Sandra Bullock took down best actress.” Person #2: “Yuck, I don’t like her, she bugs.” This phrase doesn’t make sense and should be outlawed under federal law.
3. When you’re waiting for your light to turn green and then it finally does, but oops! You can’t go, because there’s a never ending parade of cars STILL turning left, even though they got the red arrow 30 seconds ago. Honestly? I can see one car, you’re out in the intersection, the light turns yellow, okay, go. Two cars? Viable excuse, you may have accidentally crept up a little too far and you have to go. But three? Four? I counted today, five cars went through a red arrow? WTF? So inconsiderate.
4. Facebook and Myspace addicts, notice I said addicts. Yes, by all means, check these sites once or twice daily. Waiting for an important Myspace or Facebook message, which by the way is most like an oxymoron? Fine, check it that third time, but if you find yourself on these sites more than three times a day, 21 times a week, almost 100 times a month, over 1,000 times a year, which let’s be honest these figure are generous compared to how many times some people check them, you’re addicted. Get a life. Go outside!
5. Television shows. We all need to come to terms with something, there is nothing on TV that is more important than ANYTHING ELSE we could be doing. I’m guilty of this myself, there are shows that I HAVE to see every week. If we all made a conscious effort to miss our shows for one week, I don’t know if the world would still be around after that week. Too much added aggression would lead to World War III, IV, V and VI in the span of just seven days.
Okay, I better stop for now, I’m feeling a pain in my left arm and I don’t want to die of cardiac arrest just thinking about what pisses me off. Life’s too short. But be sure to check for the next installment of this. Which I have no idea when that will be.
Until then. ‘Nuff Said.
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People who are addicted to Facebook totally bug. Did I use that right? I've never heard it before so I'm not sure, but I want to learn how so I can make a point to use it whenever I'm around you.
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